Let me start by saying I never, never write anything on Saturdays. Of course, now you’re going to say that today is a Saturday and here I am writing something to which I’ll just invite you to read today’s humorous entry to understand why I started this intro the way I did. Until tomorrow.
Never on a Saturday
“Is everything okay? You’re not sick, I hope?”
“No, I’m not. Why do you ask?”
“It’s been ages since I heard of your exploits and…”
“It’s Saturday. I never hypnotize people on Saturdays!”
“Since next Saturday,” she snapped her fingers, laughing.
She would say the same thing every single weekend.