The title of today’s piece says pretty much everything you need to know.
The temperatures around here have been insane in the past few days and it’s almost impossible to keep cool. A little bit of mind-control could help but, in this case, I think it does precisely the opposite. Enjoy and until tomorrow.
“God, this heat is unbearable!” Jeffrey noted, hands covered in sweat.
“Yeah,” his best friend Bill agreed. “It can’t possibly get any hotter!”
“Are you sure about that?” Diana asked, stepping into view. She wore only a seductive smile and a spiral pendant around her neck.
Their minds blew up simultaneously. The thermometers followed suit.