All Ears

“Alexandra, why is the IT department dancing in Playboy bunny suits?” Jeffrey chuckled.
“Dude, what are you doing?” Alan admonished him.
“My best impression of General Hayes,” the young security officer replied. “Don’t you like it?”
“Of course I do, but he’s right there and so is she,” Alan pointed at the room in front of them. “What if they hear you?”
“Relax, it’s just a joke. What are you so afraid of?”
“Do you really need to ask?”
“Come on! Alexandra isn’t that scary!”
“We’ll see if you still feel the same way after a year working here.”
“Hello, boys.” The secret agent/hypnotist opened the door and peeked outside. “You do realize that the walls are thin in this section of the base, right?”
“I… hmmm… Fuck!” Jeffrey exclaimed.
“Don’t worry, dear. Playboy bunny suits sound great to me…” She smirked.
“Wait for it…” Alan closed his eyes, already anticipating the worst.
“… especially on hot young men like you two. Listen carefully to the sound of my voice…”
They were all ears… and fluffy tails, too.