Alan’s “Rights”
“You have the right to remain entranced,” Miranda began. “Anything you say will be used to condition you further. You have the right to call your lawyer so I can enslave him too. If you don’t have one, call your doctor, priest, whatever… You will exercise these rights right now. Understood?”
“Yes, Miranda,” Alan droned.
The first thing I want to say today is that if you thought I was going to write another piece based on a TV Show this Sunday (like I did in the three preceding ones), the answer is “no”. The thought did cross my mind though, but the necessary inspiration flow just wasn’t there.
Okay, with that out of the way, let’s get down to business. I’m not an American citizen but, like many other people out there who share the same status, I’m quite familiar with the Miranda Warning. I don’t know the full text by heart but the basics have been ingrained in my mind for quite some time. Luckily, the Internet allows one to find lots of things very easily so, ladies and gentlemen, here it is in all of its glory.
Today’s humorous piece was my twist on it all and I think Miranda is a beautiful name. Thank you for reading.
Femmenglish
“The world has changed, gentlemen,” Professor Mackenzie said. “Women completely control the language and our minds with it. English is actually Femmenglish now. My wife taught me the new conjugation of verbs right before this lecture. Here’s an example: I obey, you obey, he obeys, She commands, it obeys, we obey, you obey, they obey…”
Oh wow, it’s been 100 days already?
100 days is a long time, but if you consider the fact that I did this challenge last year as well, that means I’ve been writing something every single day for the last 466 days which is a record for me. Yep, it sure is. There were days in the past when I wanted to write something and I couldn’t no matter how much I tried and yet, here I am now, regularly exercising my imagination. Even when things are tough, I still write, and the plan is to write more and more as time goes by. I like this plan.
You know what I like as well? Language. Communication. Expressions of the soul. I like English a lot because the English language has allowed me to interact online with many wonderful people throughout the years, people I’m proud to call “friends” even if chances are I’ll never meet the majority of them for real. English is a wonderful language.
Language as a whole is the basis of hypnosis and mind-control scenarios. Control the language and you control thoughts, rearrange perceptions, whether that means living out a fantasy with a wide grin on one’s face or simply have a different insight on things, one that is happier and healthier as a whole. If you’ve been following these humble writings of mine, you know by now that they cover a wide plethora of ideas and emotions, but they all have women at their core because women are wonderful, women are lovely, women deserve to be loved. All women.
101 Submissives
“Mrs. De Vil, how do you respond to the accusations that you’re a mind-controller in disguise?” a journalist asked.
“No comments whatsoever.”
“And yet you seem flustered by the question.”
“No. It’s hot. I’m not even wearing my fur jacket. Now, if you’ll excuse me…”
Dalmatians were démodé. She had 101 submissive men to train.
In the TV show Once Upon a Time, famous character Cruella De Vil was portrayed as having the power to control animals. Below is a still from an episode of the 4th Season in which this was shown.
It’s a neat idea, but why stick to dogs and the like? This piece was my fetish variation on it.
His Brightest Star
Dan stood by the tombstone, face down, adrift in one last dream.
All around, the world was broken into dull shards of frozen tears. Thoughts were suspended by the realization of the inevitable loss. The trance would fade away, but not the memories of beautiful night skies.
His brightest star was her. Rest in peace.
I went to a funeral, today. A friend of my mother’s died a sudden death and I accompanied her even though I didn’t really know the person.
The shortie was written when I arrived home while listening to the musical piece below.
I know the story is a lot different than the silly things that usually appear here but… it is what it is. I don’t regret writing it.