#Irresistible
The new brainwashing video was up and everyone loved it. Except Darla.
“Why do you keep trying to make yourself happen, sis? It won’t work! #ItTotallyWill.”
“Why are you talking like that, then?” Carmen replied.
“I have no idea. #IAmHypnotizedAndCantResist.”
“Adorable. You should star in my next production.”
“No way! #YesPleaseMistress.”
Carmen grabbed her phone.
Just a silly thing that came to me. When I look at Twitter, I often come across the strangest of hashtags so…
She’s the Boss
“What do you mean, she’s the boss?” Frank grumbled.
“What I said,” Dennis replied. “She’s the boss.”
“Respectfully, Sir, your seventeen-year-old daughter doesn’t know shit about running a law firm.”
“Eighteen.” Marissa chuckled.
“So what? This is outrageous!”
“You’re wrong!” Dennis noted. “She has all the qualifications!”
“Such as…?”
“I’m a great hypnotist.” She chuckled.
One more impromptu. Inspired by all those men and women in the world who never had to work hard in their lives because they had everything handed to them in silver platters since birth. However, I wanted to add a bit of humor to the proceedings and this is what came out. What did you think?
Anomaly
“Captain, we’ve arrived at the anomaly site.” Data said.
“On screen,” Picard replied.
“Is that…?” Geordi gulped.
“It looks like a giant woman holding a pocket watch.” Counselor Troi noted.
“Thoughts, Number One?”
“Well, Captain, either the writers have gone mad or you’re dreaming of Femdom Hypnosis on the holodeck… again!”
Picard’s face went red.
Yes, I’m doing one of these again. The Next Generation was the first Star Trek series I saw, the one I grew up with so, whenever I find myself thinking of those days, it’s easy to come up with silly/kinky ideas such as this one. If this were an actual episode, it would probably be as crazy as it gets but better than the average clip show, I’m sure.
Happy Boyfriend
“Are you fucking serious?” Jonathan shrieked.
“Yes.” Delilah kissed his right cheek.
“I won a fucking Ferrari?!!!”
“You did but, honey, less ‘fucking’, please… it’s grating on my ears.”
“I can’t. This is fucking unbelievable. Fuck yeah!”
Delilah watched him kiss the sofa and giggled. Hypnotized boyfriend, carefree girlfriend. She could go shopping at will.
One of the things I find most amusing in the English language is how “fucking” can be used in just how about everything one says. It’s quite the universal term and can give rise to some pretty fucking funny things (see what I did there?)
Today’s piece started out as a play on that. The Ferrari came after I saw one park next to work. Suddenly, my mind put two and two together and this silly thing came to be.
As I type this, I’m officially on vacation for a few days, at least. Lots of things are planned but I intend to rest as much as possible, too.