Work Dress Code
“Something’s weird,” Thomas muttered as he scratched his chin.
“Everything’s fine, dear,” responded his wife, Darla.
“Listen to mom, dad,” Cassandra, the oldest daughter, intervened. “Everything’s fine.”
“Okay then,” he shrugged.
He walked out the door wearing his best Armani suit and a pink collar. Work dress code was never going to be the same.
You may think this is a fashion statement of sorts. It’s not. It’s just a story. Don’t dwell on it for long. Everything is fine.
Collector’s Item
The pawnbroker looked at the paraphernalia of stuff atop the counter and confronted her hopeful customer.
“Hmmm, let’s see… junk, junk, junk… you’ve got nothing of worth here, but I’ll gladly add that mind of yours to my collection though.” She smiled devilishly.
Her eyes flashed and the deal was sealed. Business sure was booming!
If you’re thinking of pawning some stuff, think again. Better yet, don’t think at all. It’s good for business.
TGIF
From the journal of Thomas Caldwell, hypnoslave
Every Monday, I’m brainwashed in her basement from 9 to 5.
Every Tuesday, I clean her house wearing only a butt plug.
Every Wednesday, I’m brainwashed again.
Every Thursday, I service her and her friends all day long.
Every Friday, I get to cum.
Thank God It’s Friday!
Despite what it may seem, English really isn’t my primary language, and, on occasions, things pass me by. Up until recently, I had no idea what that acronym meant (believe it, it’s true!). Once I did, I thought of ways of using it in one of these. I had a couple of ideas but this one resonated the most with me. I think it’s funny.
Happiness
“Are you hypnotized right now?” Jonah asked.
“No,” his younger brother, Victor, promptly replied.
“Then why are you licking her shoes?”
“I don’t know. What about you? Are you hypnotized right now?”
“No.”
“Then why are you kissing her ass?”
“I don’t know, but I’m happy.”
“Me too.”
She was the happiest of them all.
Another funny variation of the covert kind. Money doesn’t buy happiness. Hypnosis gets you that for free.