Two for One
The succubus tail-slapped the vampire.
“I got here first.”
“I came for the blood. Can’t we share?” The vampire replied.
“Don’t I get any saying in the matter?” asked the naked young man, afraid of his own arousal.
“No,” they said in unison, finally something they could agree on.
They both feasted on his mind.
This humorous piece came to me because I’m currently preparing the release of a collection of supernatural mind control stories so… I love stuff like that, I really do. I’ll keep writing them for as long as inspiration strikes.
Magic Sentence
“Alexandra?”
“Yes, General?”
“Why is our psychiatrist walking around the base looking like a Picasso?”
“You know he’s a painter in his spare time, don’t you?”
“Everybody knows that.”
“Well, he came to me yesterday, mumbling about wanting to make a glorious masterpiece. He even used the magic sentence.”
“Which is…?”
“I’m open to suggestions.”
Alexandra Ryder – a.k.a. Agent 47-D – keeps reminding me of her existence. By now, I’m pretty sure she’s the character of mine that made the most appearances in this daily challenge throughout the years, a record she plans to keep on beating.
This piece wasn’t originally going to feature her at all. My first thoughts were more generic and yet, I kept hearing her voice in my head saying something like this suited her just fine. I may be the writer and all, but she’s a hypnotist and she knows how to get what she wants. I guess I’m as open to suggestions as the psychiatrist in the tale and you know what? That’s perfectly fine because this is great. I hope you enjoyed yet another bout of her humorous shenanigans.
H-Ray
Dr. Vile addressed the world leaders via video-conference.
“Gentlemen, either you pay me a trillion dollars or…”
“Or what?” asked a choir of voices.
“I use my H-Ray to turn you all into mindless sex slaves.”
Two minutes later, she got her response.
“We’re flying to you so you can make good on your threat.”
If you took a good look at the name I chose for my female protagonist/antagonist this time around, you’ve noticed by now this humorous piece was somewhat inspired by the old Austin Powers movies, namely the character of Dr. Evil. I had fun with those back in the day although I’m not sure I can watch them again at this point in my life. Oh, who am I kidding? I love screwball humor so surely I can.
Anyway, that’s pretty much the gist of it. The character came to mind and I warped it into a fetish parody to give rise to this snippet. I hope you had fun with it because I know I did.
Comic Relief
The museum guide was terribly excited.
“In this panel, we see King Hardun meeting Queen Denilah.”
Everyone nodded.
“In the second, we see the Queen seducing him, using a love potion.”
Everyone nodded.
“And in the third, we see the King kneeling, begging to cum.”
Everyone laughed except Joe. Next to him, his Hypnodomme smirked.
I was looking at some relief art earlier today and thinking of funny things at the same time. English has this very curious combination of words in the form of “comic relief” and everything suddenly made sense. The art depicted is fictitious but the implications of the ending are very real in the kink world. By the way, I hope you noticed the names of both King and Queen in the story because they give a lot away if you do. Me being sneaky? When do I ever do something like that?