Hypnotic Holiday Songs – Day 4

On the first day of training,
My owner gave to me,
A collar to wear proudly.

On the second day of training,
My owner gave to me,
Two shiny pendants,
And a collar to wear proudly.

On the third day of training,
My owner gave to me,
Three pairs of handcuffs,
Two shiny pendants,
And a collar to wear proudly.

On the fourth day of training,
My owner gave to me,
Four instructional videos,
Three pairs of handcuffs,
Two shiny pendants,
And a collar to wear proudly.

On the fifth day of training,
My owner gave to me
Five glossy dildos,
Four instructional videos,
Three pairs of handcuffs,
Two shiny pendants,
And a collar to wear proudly.

On the sixth day of training,
My owner gave to me,
Six hypnotic tunes,
Five glossy dildos,
Four instructional videos,
Three pairs of handcuffs,
Two shiny pendants,
And a collar to wear proudly.

On the seventh day of training,
My owner gave to me,
Seven latex thongs,
Six hypnotic tunes,
Five glossy dildos,
Four instructional videos,
Three pairs of handcuffs,
Two shiny pendants,
And a collar to wear proudly.

On the eighth day of training,
My owner gave to me,
Eight subliminal cards,
Seven latex thongs,
Six hypnotic tunes,
Five glossy dildos,
Four instructional videos,
Three pairs of handcuffs,
Two shiny pendants,
And a collar to wear proudly.

On the ninth day of training,
My owner gave to me,
Nine types of leashes,
Eight subliminal cards,
Seven latex thongs,
Six hypnotic tunes,
Five glossy dildos,
Four instructional videos,
Three pairs of handcuffs,
Two shiny pendants,
And a collar to wear proudly.

On the tenth day of training,
My owner gave to me,
Ten drugged fruitcakes,
Nine types of leashes,
Eight subliminal cards,
Seven latex thongs,
Six hypnotic tunes,
Five glossy dildos,
Four instructional videos,
Three pairs of handcuffs,
Two shiny pendants,
And a collar to wear proudly.

On the eleventh day of training,
My owner gave to me,
Eleven riding crops,
Ten drugged fruitcakes,
Nine types of leashes,
Eight subliminal cards,
Seven latex thongs,
Six hypnotic tunes,
Five glossy dildos,
Four instructional videos,
Three pairs of handcuffs,
Two shiny pendants,
And a collar to wear proudly.

On the twelfth day of training,
My owner gave to me,
Twelve permanent triggers,
Eleven riding crops,
Ten drugged fruitcakes,
Nine types of leashes,
Eight subliminal cards,
Seven latex thongs,
Six hypnotic tunes,
Five glossy dildos,
Four instructional videos,
Three pairs of handcuffs,
Two shiny pendants,
And a collar to wear proudly!

If you thought The Twelve Days of Christmas would escape the fetish knife, you thought wrong, sorry. (Not really!)