Too Late
“Look at that knockout, Jeremy!”
“I can’t.”
“Look at her!” David insisted.
Jeremy glanced at the gorgeous redhead. “Yeah, she’s… Ouch!” He screamed.
“What was that for?”
“Wife’s Post-Hypnotic Suggestion. Dirty thoughts about other women and my head almost explodes…”
“Geez… Pamela must never know this, okay?”
“Too late,” David’s girlfriend chuckled from behind him.
Another piece with no real story behind it. A silly improvisation for the sake of variety. And, of course, David is fucked.
Birthday Treat
“Alexandra?”
“Yes, General?” Agent 47-D replied.
“Why are we being charged a private performance by The Metropolitan Orchestra?”
“You had me work on my birthday! I needed a treat.”
He showed her surveillance pictures of the event.
“A naked one?”
“They’re the best kind…” her mesmerizing eyes twinkled.
He had no choice but to agree.
Alexandra Ryder, a.k.a. Agent 47-D is a character a friend of mine appreciates a lot (you know who you are, me-chan). I know he would like for me to write another full-length story with her and, maybe one day I will but, until that day comes, she continues to exist/have fun in these little snippets.
This is her first appearance in this challenge. More will follow, using the same opening (poor General!), but evolving differently each time.
Confession
“Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It’s been seven days since I was last hypnotized by Goddess. I’ve been having freedom thoughts… Help me!”
“Did you bring your MP3 player, my son?”
“No, I threw it away!”
“Use mine then. The playlist’s set to loop. May your mind become blank for Her again… Amen!”
The last piece of the first month of this enterprise is meant to be a fun variation of an extremely popular concept. I actually think it’s more fun than it has the right to be but I wrote it so I’m definitely biased.