One Bit
“Alexandra?”
“Yes, General?”
“Did you hypnotize one of our computer programmers recently?”
“I played with Bill, yeah. Did you know he also does stand-up comedy?”
“That explains a lot.”
“Oh?”
“Look at the message that’s popping up on every monitor now.”
It read: She made me lose my memory and I didn’t mind one bit.
Alexandra and puns go hand in hand but she can inspire others to be punny as well. My new job requires me to spend more time working at a computer than before and today this silly thing came to me during my lunch break. In fact, I’m typing this just before the break runs out so I have to hurry. Thank you for reading.
Dear Sandra
Dear Sandra,
I caught your father jerking off to a Hypnodomme. I’m mad! What do I do?
Love, Mom.
Dear Sandra,
your father came clean about his fantasies, but I’m confused. I’m calling this Hypnodomme right now to better understand them.
Love, Mom.
Dear Sandra,
I just discovered I’ve always been a lesbian.
Love, Mom.
This is another one of those pieces that doesn’t really have a major story behind them. It was an impromptu that came to me while riding the bus to work, go figure! There I was, looking out the window as the wheels droned on when suddenly I started laughing at the silly idea I had. That idea was this story. It’s a good one, isn’t it?
No Hands
“Amazing!” Jake confessed.
“I know, right?” Melinda smiled
“More… please!”
“Only if you say you’re mine.”
“I’m yours… Mistress!”
“Such a good boy.”
She adjusted herself on the sofa and began whispering words of surrender into his receptive mind. Ever since she had given him his first hands-free orgasm, he was a perfect obedient pet.
Ah, the hands-free orgasm! For some, the greatest fantasy of them all, the pinnacle of erotic hypnosis and mind control. The idea of only cumming on command is hot. I know because I find it hot, too.
This piece was partly inspired by a dream I had last night one that, unfortunately, was nothing more than that. It was still enjoyable though, Honestly, I wouldn’t mind having it again tonight.
Today is my day off but I’m still working. Amidst the kinky stuff I’ve been creating, something with a more romantic flavor was in order and this was it. Wouldn’t it be wonderful to have your partner do this to you? Go on, confess.
Rolling Eyes
“Hilarious!” Julia laughed.
“What?” Her boyfriend, Matthew, asked.
“Jim Carrey’s quote: behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
“Don’t believe in everything from movies, dear.”
“I don’t. It’s funny but inaccurate in our case. The only eyes that roll around here are yours.”
“Only when you hypnoti… oh!”
“Sweet dreams, pet.”
*snap*
Do you remember where that quote is from? It’s from the movie Bruce Almighty and it kind of became a meme. I did enjoy the movie when it came out but, after so many years, I kind of drifted apart from it. Still, the quote is funny enough to be subverted even further and that’s exactly what I did.
Of course, you can be hypnotized without eye rolls as well but this little bodily movement is often associated with the phenomenon so… something light to start the week. My second day off is almost coming to an end but the updates are only beginning. Spell… B-O-U-N-D will keep on thriving, new job and all.