New Character
“What are you doing, John?” Hank asked.
“Writing a sequel to my hypnotic femdom novel.”
“Wasn’t the original a flop?”
“Yes.”
“So what happened?”
“Money.”
“Ah… you’re being paid to write it!”
“No, I’m paying her.”
“Who?”
“The woman who hypnotized me.”
“I’m confused.”
“That’s good.”
“Why?”
“She wants a new character.”
Hank’s eyes fluttered…
Like I always say. writing about writing is fun and when you get to become a character yourself, well…
That’s it, really. The challenge continues and so does my wacky imagination.
Her Creation
The two nemeses were tied to one another.
“We screwed up!” God exclaimed.
“We? You’re the one that created Her!” The Devil scoffed.
“And you tried to control her with your snake!”
“So… What’s the worst She can do?”
Woman smiled for she had learned hypnosis.
And on the seventh day, God fucked the Devil…
Every now and then, I like to play with religion. I’ve said I’m not a religious person myself but I respect all beliefs as long as they don’t become an excuse for a dogmatic and intolerable worldview.
When I write about religious subjects, I do it only for the fun of it just like when I mess with historical events and whatnot hence the notice in the description. I mean no offense so I hope none was taken.
Teanuts
“How was your hypnosis session?” Amber asked.
“Teanuts,” Brenda replied.
“Peanuts, you mean?”
“No. I had him dunk his balls in hot tea.”
“You’re running out of things to do to him, huh?”
“Nope. After that, I made him forget and convinced him he was my best friend.”
“I’m your best friend!” Amber shrieked.
“Exactly.”
Do you like tea? I do, but not all kinds of tea. Lemon tea is great. So is ginger. And there are a few others that strike my fancy every now and then. I also like ice tea, for instance.
The piece above was a silly impromptu that came to me because I found myself thinking of tea. By now, you know I love to make up words too so… I have no idea what it feels like to dunk balls in tea though and not interested in finding out.
The Witch’s Spell
The new fantasy videogame had micro-transactions galore. The strangest of them all was called The Witch’s Spell. First round is free, a thousand dollars apiece after that.
“Ridiculous! Who’s gonna pay that?” Cameron scoffed. Still laughing, he hit the trial button and mesmerizing eyes filled the screen.
Bank account will be in the red forever.
One more random impromptu to the mix. As I’ve said many times in the past, I don’t play as many videogames nowadays as I did in the past but, whenever I do, I stay clear of microtransactions, loot boxes, and other predatory mechanisms. I like complete experiences from the get-go, thank you very much. I’m more than willing to support content expansions if I like the base game that much but beyond that…
Anyway, thinking about it lead me to this. It has a ‘witch’ because I’ve written a couple of supernatural pieces of flash fiction in the last couple of days so… You’ll have to become a patron if you want to read them though.