((A humorous little flash I wrote, impromptu style, many years ago. It’s either from late 2009 or early 2010, can’t really recall.))
By the time you come home and read this letter, I’ll be long gone to spend the next couple of days in my family’s mountain cabin with my new servant. I’m going to be honest, here: at first, I didn’t really believe you when you told me about that brainwashing program. However, now that I’ve seen it in action, I willingly admit my mistake, and I’m absolutely delighted with the results. Mark tried to fight for a while but then he was drawn to it beyond the point of resistance. Watching him become completely blank before my eyes was such a riveting experience, one I’m sure I’ll never forget. Thank you so much for everything! Best anniversary present… ever!
P.S. – Silly me, I almost forgot something very important! When we were about ready to leave, guess who came knocking to spoil our fun? My cousin Allison, of course! I always pretended to like her since she’s family and all, but the truth is I absolutely loathe her uptight manners and, well… I ended up using the program again to make certain adjustments to her personality, too. I left her sleeping in your bedroom, all wrapped up as a present because I know how much you enjoy those things. Have fun with her in any way you see fit, and enjoy the weekend. I sure will!