SmartKushion
Coming this fall to stores near you, our latest and greatest advancement in sleep technology, the SmartKushion. With its built-in programmable chip, and soft, malleable tissue, you change its shape and consistency at any time. Create specific sleep profiles for when you want to take a quick nap or get a full night’s sleep. You can also make it fit any type of bed without losing the sense of comfort you deeply crave.
And for all the ladies with dreams of dominance out there, this product can help you make them all come true. Listen to soothing, relaxing mantras all night long that remind you of the Goddess that you are, or have your boyfriends or husbands absorb a series of all-important lessons of female supremacy and male submission, free of charge. The SmartKushion has an extensive memory bank filled to the brim with delicious fantasies of sexual control. What you dream is what you will become, so sleep away and have fun.
Buy the SmartKushion now for the stunningly low price of $599 and receive another one and a set of colorful blankets for the coldest Winter nights. What are you waiting for?
