Spell… H-A-L-L-O-W-E-E-N 2024 – Day 7
In this humorous micro-fiction piece, two friends talk about things they dislike.
What I Really Hate
Craig and Eric were having a strange conversation.
“Do you know what I really hate?” Craig asked.
“What?” Eric retorted.
“When people are always telling me what to do and they treat me like their slave or something. It’s fucking disgusting!”
“Dude, we’ve been literally on our knees for the past forty-eight hours doing the bidding of an Amazon Goddess who doesn’t give a shit about us, so what you’ve just said makes no sense!”
“Ah, but she’s not really a person. Goddess Brynna is an interdimensional being who crossed into our plane of existence to get to know us better and decided to stick around. That shit is fine!”
“Whatever, dude… Please get back to work before she whips us again.”
Sitting on her golden throne, her illusionary form flickering in the sunlight, Brynna – not her real name! – scratched the back of her head with a pointy claw and yawned. Humans were so dumb sometimes, but at least they made good pets.
